Going through Hot4Jesus withdrawal? Ask yourself, “Do I really need sexy Jesus pics in my life?” If your answer is yes, rest your eyes upon this handsome fellow. Kind of like the Honey Badger, this Jesus just doesn't give a shit. Irresistible, eh?!
Going through Fundagelical withdrawal? It’s not as if the American Taliban isn’t working overtime to keep Family Values Intact and force us all down on our knees. There are quite a few other positions more comfortable than hanging out on your knees, but if you need a fix from that crowd – hang out at the Faith & Freedom Coalition. Everyone who’s anyone in Christian Politics got up and gave a Jesus speech last weekend. Should keep you entertained for quite some time.
Going through an Xtine withdrawal? Come hang out on my other blog for a while: teandoranges. I’ve committed to 30 Days of Reading and will be blogging and tweeting about the books I read through the month of June and over the summer. My theme is a Summer of Censored, Challenged and Banned Books… books and authors I’ve never read, thanks to the American Taliban back in the day – back when it didn’t have quite so much money to grease the wheels as they do now : Summer 2011: Reading the Good (Banned, Challenged & Censored) Stuff.
Going through religious satire withdrawal? Check out this article in the Onion “Church Cancelled Due to Lack of God.” Then read my ode to the Onion in response to one of many End of the World wet-dreams: Local Girl Seriously Pissed Off That End Of The World Falls On Her Birthday, 2012 .
I’ll be back here to bitch about fundagelicals or to moan about Jesuses worth moaning over. In the meantime, know that I have not forgotten you, nor have I forsaken you.
Bonus points if you sign up to follow my Jesus-free blog, teandoranges … like Tai at Oh, my soul hole does. Hot4Jesus Bonus points can be cashed in for free beer after the next Rapture.
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